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Okay this is an awesome movie with a case of a mixed-up title…these sluts do not so much tame cock as get tamed by it like a lioness getting trained by the lion tamer’s whip. These are chicks who love cock and get treated to an abundance of it giving them a chance to demonstrate to us that they are happy to take it in any and every hole and totally dig shooting the splooge.

Five splattertastic scenes of extreme slutty action explode on your screen and your senses, cos these chicks, either on their own or paired up for a dynaslut duo of dick decadence push the limits of hardcore action as well as the limits of their orifices…double mouth fucking, double pussy, double penetration…like double everything dude, if you like seeing slut action at its finest, check this one out.

Cock tamers gets a very untame four cocks-up.

Phar-out, phat ass and phunky…a geography lesson inside a porn movie. Every now and then I have wondered, “Just where is the Hershey highway? And how do I get there from here?”…I’d always figured it was in Pennsylvania…some anal retentive Amish town or something, but now I have discovered that it is in Rio.

Like man…maybe it’s all the spicy food…the Montezuma’s revenge…the spicy rings of fire, but dude these chicks take it up the ass, like their ass is swallowing the cock more than their ass is being fucked by the cock.

Four posterior pounded puta scenes from chicks who show that for sluts like them who really like it deep, the door that’s always open is the backdoor. I must say though I found it disappointing that unlike other movies similar to this, even though no question about it, these chicks were sluts, they only did one dude at a time. If I’m gonna be watching some ass-slut chick getting drilled I’d rather go all the way with it and see her getting double drilled multiple times.

Rio Style gets a solid throbbing three cocks-up.

Cluster Bang 2 is good solid XXX jackin material. Not a lot of fake frills and drudgy drama. Picture some fun times where guy meets girl meets guy meets girl meets guy meets girl…hormones are racing, endorphins are in the air and the fucking gets going and where it stops nobody knows. Now an easier way to picture that scenario is just watch this movie, cos that’s what it is.

A flick that totally rules as far as blowjob movies go cos these sluts totally dig swallowing a cock and whatever loads they can get to explode out of it. Personally I dig there to be some real in and out pussy filling action as well as just blowjobs when I’m watching porn, but these babes do give a righteous showing as sluts who love the cock. Okay yeah…the moronic title being a Doors rip-off kinda bites like, if you wanna do something that assinine then make an anal movie and call it Backdoor Man.

A decadent decatant of splooge-splashing slut soaking scenes and in most of these we get two chicks for each lucky throat fucking guy as they demonstrate how much they crave forcefully going down on these fucksticks…like this is not one of those blowjob movies where some asian chick gently licks away and holds her mouth slack and open while it gets fucked without any expression from her. These are chicks that go orally crazy on cock and totally get off on seeing, swallowing or spraying the loads of cum that they unleash from these lucky bastards.

Cum On Baby Bite My Wire 2 doubles its own two with four cocks-up. It would’ve gotten a better score if I’d seen that these chicks loved fucking as much as they loved sucking.

Everybody knows that one of the tastiest parts of any big summertime barbecue is the succulent smell and taste of a stuffed pig skewered by a stake and sure enuff that’s the sweet taste throughout this movie. The chicks in this movie have sexual appetites as large and insatiable as their other appetites and show it in each and every scene as they score all the extra protein that they can off these dudes.

Unfortunately for this movie it fell prey to the folly of so many porn producers in that it tried to actually have a story. I frankly could not care less if this chick is on a diet, or if she’s breaking her diet, and I don’t see anybody else caring so why try and waste our time, that we could be jacking it to hot sex, with some dumbass storyline?

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We get four scenes and these chicks obviously dig playing with cock and getting fucked enough to raise the heat factor, it’s just a shame we’re not getting to watch them in some BBW milf fuckfest…pure sex man, that’s where they should be.

Chunky Backyard BBQ gets three cocks-up, and if they hadn’t wasted my time with their half-assed storyline, it would’ve been higher.

Wooot Ho-down in Motown baby ! Chocolate Bunny fest continues with some bangin black bootlicious big boobed babes and these chicks dig any cock shoved their way as much as their boyfriends dig a large order of ribs with extra sauce. Unlike the previous chocolate bunny flick, Afro caribbean style, this one we get multiple hardcore fucking and lots of nice big black boobies.

Four scenes of inter-racial cream-stuffed oreo overtures pump away in front of us with a constant steady heat. First off some lucky dude gets totally fucked and sucked off by two dusky dames of delight and then the action continues indoors, outdoors and in these chicks front and back doors without letting up on the sluttiness factor for even a minute.

These are some cream-filled chocolate bunnies that I would love to enjoy over Easter and Black Bad Girls 17 is oh so bad in oh so many good ways and scores four cocks-up.

Woohoo….Easter’s coming! If you’re like me I know what your favorite part of easter is (other than getting to see Charlton Heston be Moses every year) …the coolest thing about easter is the chocolate bunnies. This movie is filled with chocolate bunnies, and between now and easter, we’ll look at a few of these steamy sweet cream-filled chocolate movies.

These Jamaican jiggaboo jungle-bunnies show us why so many people cum to the Caribbean…butts, boobs, and buds. My problem with this flick is that we all know that in the Caribbean they have these awesome party places, like Club Hedonism with far out and kinky group action where, unlike in this movie, the chicks happily take multiple cocks and multiple loads…why the hell isn’t that happening in this movie? I mean they’re hot enough and all, but unfortunately the movie is not as hot as hot chocolate can be…give me that stuff that scolds the roof of my mouth.

Afro Caribbean Style gets a disappointing two cocks-up, but keep your eyes open cos more chocolate bunnies will cum your way over the next couple weeks.

Exsqueeze me, I thought porn was supposed to be hot or a turn-on. Sure, everybody’s got their little kinks and fetishes (if this is a kink it sure is a little one) but this movie makes me think that I’m watching some comedy made by the Wayans family (yknow the Scary movie dudes) when they were all whacked out on some weird shit after spending too many hours playing their gnomes on world of warcraft.

Like sure there’s sex in this, but man it’s hard to believe these are actually real people…sure they’re supposed to be aliens, but it still doesn’t make it sexy. If I wanna watch a movie about alien sex, then count me in to be like Captain Kirk and get to fuck all these big-titted blue skinned exotic looking chicks that stand taller than my knee, not something that looks like it should be a garden gnome in my front yard.

All I know is, after watching this movie, I totally gotta go check out a movie for tomorrow before I’m scarred for life and I will leave you with the words of our modern day sage and bard Randy Newman; “Short people got no reason to live…they got beady little eyes…don’t want no short people…you gotta pick em up just to say hello…they got little voices going squeak squeak…”

Well you get my point, but Double Midgetation doesn’t get any, zero cocks-up.

With yesterday’s review of Butt Munchers and today’s review of Foot Traffic I am no longer sure whether the big O in sex-talk refers to the word orgasm or Olfactory. I mean wow, like people totally get off on the smell of sweat…after watching these movies, I bet the reason Kate Hudson bitched about Matthew McConaughey was that he was making her have spontaneous orgasms and totally wetting herself and that must’ve been her problem with his b.o. (which also I now assume stands for big orgasm).

Okay…now I can get how maybe somebody can be all fucked up and just going wild with whatever but I guess this movie is also geared to people who have a stocking fetish…personally I can’t see the taste of nylon getting me off, but whatever. We get three thole thucking thcenes of some cock and cum-crazed nymphos who totally get off on getting their toes sucked and nibbled and are more than happy to return the favor of having their feet fondled fetish catered to with some lust-driven sucking and fucking for the lucky dude who also obviously was getting pumped up from the pungent smell and taste of these babes peds.

Foot Traffic boggles me with the amount of odor-driven orgasms inundating porn but nevertheless gets itself three satisfied cocks-up.

Some series’ of movies are better left dead and this is an example of that. Deep Throat 1…Linda Lovelace, kinky sex, whacked out drug inspired gonzo storyline, it set a feel for a generation and everybody from Julie Andrews to Lucille Ball and Sammy Davis Jr went to it and enjoyed it. Now [...]